Save the date, folks! Charles Manson is getting married!
Earlier this month, eighty-year-old convicted mass-murder, Charles Manson, was granted a marriage license. He and 26 year old fiancee Afton Burton (who prefers to be called “Star”) have ninety days in order to arrange the ceremony and exchange vows before the license expires.
If you are an elderly gentleman with aspirations for marrying a much younger woman, you may be encouraged to learn that you can turn this dream into a reality, and all without leaving the comforts of your own cell! Here’s how:
Be a household name.
Manson’s fiancee, as previously noted, goes by the name “Star.” It stands to reason that she wants her man to be a “star” as well. What young woman doesn’t? Notoriety is a huge turn on. If you’re a senior citizen in pursuit of a millennial, be…
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