I woke up around 0030 last night, and what to my flickering eye should appear but a goddamn googly eye. On my sink.
Now, I like crafts as much as the next person. Sock puppets are a favourite. I have googly eyes in my craft box – an entire bag of them! All different sizes!
I haven’t been in my craft box since I unpacked it with everything else two weeks ago. I have not opened it. Not once.
Where did the googly eye come from?!?!
There’s a mass murderer living in my bedroom. The googly eye is a sign/warning/himorherorit laughing at me. I called my Dad cuz I was scared and he laughed at me too. He told me to grab some tissue, pick up the googly eye, and flush it. Like a bug I guess. But that’s wasteful so I think I’ll just use it next time I make a poof pet or a sock puppet or something equally charming and grownup.
You know what makes scary things go away?